Alec to his parents:
Dear Mum and Dad,
Thank you once again for letter received in time for breakfast Saturday. The drawings sent last week were put in small envelope and stamped with small stamp bought as a set in shop. They each had different coloured stationery comprising several sheets of notepaper, envelopes and a supply of stamps. Of course there was immediately an outburst of letter writing consisting mainly of two or three words on paper rapidly stuck down in envelopes and stamped-up. Managed to hide the stuff for a short while to preserve an envelope or two but they soon used up the lot.
I thought you would be surprised that car failed the test. It is apparently illegal to have other than red as colour for the reflectors but I have since seen many cars about with orange coloured ones. I cannot see the logic of the short pull for the handbrake. It appears that if brake goes over five notches the car is failed. Jackson took up the linkage so that brake is applied when only two notches are “clicked”. There was nothing wrong with the brake shoes or the apparatus at the wheel, The car was taken in again on Wednesday last and I now have a certificate. The fee for the first test was 14/- as no ‘pass’ certificate was given, The second test cost 8/- although I do not see why it should have been so as understand that where lighting is not concerned, and there are only two faults, provided they are put right and the car is submitted for a second test within fourteen days of the first one, the additional charge (to the 14/- ) should be 1/-.
Bit of luck for Heel if his new car is a good one. I take it he knew the people he bought it from otherwise it might be a bit of a sell in more ways than one.
Glad you found things in good condition at Exeter. You certainly had a variety of flowers to take. Our garden sports two measly daffodils at the moment. By the way talking of flowers, June reminds me that you were going to take a cutting or two of the red or scarlet rose you have in plot immediately behind the house. If you can do so in time to bring it up with you should be obliged.
Exeter seems very much like all parts of Ruislip at the moment in that we also have roads up all over the place. There is one road which has been under repair almost all the time since you were here last and as it happens to be a convenient route for me it is a bit of a nuisance.
Glad you saw Sam Squires, I saw him about the G.P.C. job but of course it did not come to anything so far as his patch is concerned. I think it to be a waste of time putting yardmasters and the like on to Work Study courses unless they have many years to go. The best policy will be to push out as many trained work study men into all sections of the departments that when eventually the best of them reach the top jobs they will know what is expected of them. At the moment attempts to get the subject over to some of these old diehards is like teaching your grandmother to suck eggs. The drawback is that they all think they know best, and resent being told how to do their own job etc. etc. *
Feel sure Mrs Salway saw Susan, but June thinks as you do that she did not. We are not confusing the two people, but I am pretty sure we saw Mrs Salway one day when we were down with Susan, and she gave us some money for her.
Hope Mr Aston got on O.K. with Dr, and that you will have good news next time.
Sorry if my remarks about the deck chair caused a bit of concern. I must be confusing her with someone else. How I come to think of it, it was not a deck chair after all – it was a basket chair. Yes I agree it was really late for those kids to be out and about, but it appears that they have been used to it, and I suppose their parents were having an evening out and Peter and Brenda were combining looking after them with a visit to us. Incidentally they came in here on Friday evening and looked after our two while June and I went out. It was intended originally to go to Theatre with Roy, Delph, Norman and Pauline, but Roy who was to have got the tickets was unable to do so so we went to the new hotel called the “Aerial” just opened a few weeks ago by London Airport. I expect you read about it in the paper, it is soundproofed and you cannot hear the planes overhead. It was all very posh but we did not stay there very long before going over to Richings Park to the Tower Arms where Mr Baker used to live. It made a change.
Would like to know what you have got in with the Parsnip, and what method you adopted. A thought occurs to me that for a vedgetable [sic] wine you could try some of the ” fennel ” that grows wild on Church Hill between the quarry and the footpath. There used to be a very large patch just at the highest point of the quarry and it grew right up to the footpath. I believe that it is a cooking herb that has run wild. Again you might try to collect some dog-rose “hips ” enough to try a small quantity.
It was Mr Bakers 70th birthday on Saturday so we went over and took the children over to see him in the afternoon. I gather that Peter and Brenda were taking him and Mrs Baker over to the Tower Arms in the evening.
Your gardening beginning to get under way by the sound of it. Gardening on the grand scale. I dug my plot on Saturday morning, it took about twenty minutes. As a matter of fact it was a bit patchy, but mostly the soil was just right. It powdered to the texture you get after digging potatoes. It was a bit sticky by the path which is shaded by a large privet bush. Doug cut his grass yesterday but it was very wet.
It is a pity that you will not be able to taste the Jungle Juice, but expect we can manage with some of the other stuff. The J.J, is still bashing away in the polythene pail but it will be a couple of weeks before I put it under fermentation lock. What became of the Elder Flower? did you drink it or throw it away?
Your mower seems to give you a lot of trouble. You will have to put it in for regular servicing like the car.
Poor Ching. Should think he is in not too bad a position really, I gather Gallacher is all right, and Burt is not much to worry about . I know Soole is Soole, but his wings are clipped now surely?
Note you are still adding to your picture collection. They are still being churned out daily at this end so you may well get another this week,
Note also your unusual weed, could it be grass? A very clever stunt with the flowers, but first catch your-flowers.
We would like the Xmas cards for the children if you care to bring them up. By the way when you come on the Wednesday, please come for lunch.
Well there it is again for another week looking forward to seeing you soon. Love from us all.
[*The point of this adage of course is that the new suggestion is redundant because the grandmother knows perfectly well how to suck eggs and can do so better than the ‘teacher’, whereas Alec just means that the yardmasters are resistant to learning anything new.]